Insults

OK, so when did insulting one's mom become the worst insult?
You want an insult?

Asshat: Yeah, well I f*cked your more last night!

You: Well, while you were getting laid by someone twice your age, I was with your mother. Know what I did? I carved her eyes out with a dull razor and sold her blind ass to the Japanese mafia as a bondage slave and they have been shoving firecrackers up her ass and making home videos of it.

THAT is an insult...and no, I am not targeting anyone in my audience with this comment. My point is, if you are going to insult someone, don't do a half-assed job. Piss them off enough to throw a punch at you.