Tuesday, July 3, 2007
On the Matter of Money...
I personally think the world would be way better if there was one standard monetary system or at least one rate of exchange. just a random thought.
Hey out there
This will be a very short post.
I wanted to let the general public know that ~coming soon~ will be another author for the Xeno Blog.
...hopefully
I wanted to let the general public know that ~coming soon~ will be another author for the Xeno Blog.
...hopefully
Insults
OK, so when did insulting one's mom become the worst insult?
You want an insult?
Asshat: Yeah, well I f*cked your more last night!
You: Well, while you were getting laid by someone twice your age, I was with your mother. Know what I did? I carved her eyes out with a dull razor and sold her blind ass to the Japanese mafia as a bondage slave and they have been shoving firecrackers up her ass and making home videos of it.
THAT is an insult...and no, I am not targeting anyone in my audience with this comment. My point is, if you are going to insult someone, don't do a half-assed job. Piss them off enough to throw a punch at you.
You want an insult?
Asshat: Yeah, well I f*cked your more last night!
You: Well, while you were getting laid by someone twice your age, I was with your mother. Know what I did? I carved her eyes out with a dull razor and sold her blind ass to the Japanese mafia as a bondage slave and they have been shoving firecrackers up her ass and making home videos of it.
THAT is an insult...and no, I am not targeting anyone in my audience with this comment. My point is, if you are going to insult someone, don't do a half-assed job. Piss them off enough to throw a punch at you.
Alright...hello again
To those of you familiar with the insane child that is me, I say hello and welcome to yet another episode of the Xeno blog. I know that it has been a while since I last updated. Shout out to AMC! Adam, I have officially decided that your new name is Chief Rocka, at least on the blog (privacy reasons...email me if you want to change your 'name'). Chief, I couldn't find my schedual, so I don't know if we can chill on Fri.
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