Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Trinity Sequence: Book One
Born again from the ashes.
By Ethan Hobson
Chapter 1
Prologue to Eternity.
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"Twenty cc’s of iridosmine; MID at 40%."
"Go on the iridosmine; MID stable at 40%."
"Spike MID to 67% and stimulate cell bonding."
"MID spike go-cell bonding at 307%, cell reproduction stable between 312 and 314%."
The operating genetic surgeon turned to his assistant and asked, "What are the figures based on? That is, is it set on normal or on the custom settings?" The assistant turned to his superior and replied, "They’re set on custom, sir."
The geneticist nearly leapt out of his chair with surprise and glee. He had set the custom settings to 150% of an average human! The subject was responding ridiculously well to the controversial gene surgery. The faulty cystic fibrosis and hemophilia genes we being replaced with healthy genes using a combination of viral replacement therapy and the new, untested, "wildcard" gene treatment. The geneticist gnawed on his thumbnail, wondering what changes eagle and puma DNA were making in the body of his subject. Well, any road, he assumed time would tell.
The current subject was Kyle Razenski, a 32-year-old with more medical issues than he cared to count, which was part of the reason he had volunteered for the first treatment of gene replacement ever. His thinking was that if he had even a small chance of getting rid of even one of his ailments, he would be satisfied. He was not thinking now, however; the virus that was curing him kept him unconscious so he would be impervious to the intense pain of being genetically reprogrammed.
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The geneticist hurried across the lab area to supervise subject two’s virus contamination. The subject lay flat on a metal table around which were suspended various intravenous bags, all pumping the subject full of PROTO-virus2, the virus specifically made to reform her defective arms and re-grow her severed spine. He had not been in charge of sculpting her virus-one of his colleagues, Dr. Ja’akkel, had been charged with that duty. This specimen was a delicate 17 years of age. She was trying to live fully or die-a fact that she told the geneticist when he had interviewed her what seemed many months ago but he knew was only a matter of weeks. Those weeks had been the most severe and taxing he had ever gone through. She knew that she had less than an optimistic 73% chance of dying on the proverbial table. In his head the doctor had given her a chance of less than 12% to live, and his inner cynic had given her a snowball’s chance in hell. Maybe, he thought, the king cobra DNA along with the grizzly "wildcard" DNA would make her more resilient and allow her body to be remade. Well, he thought, To which his inner cynic quietly replied<-and the end of days is finally come…>
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The Ph.D. continued on his rounds to make a stop at the third patient, who was only now in the first stages of the sculpting process. He heard a muffled scream coming from her cell, as she tended to call her DNA modeling room, were she was having her limbs measured for RNA durability, an intensely painful process, especially since she had open sores where her elbows had been and two stumps, barely healed, above where her knees were. She was being modeled for an eccentric combo of komodo dragon and rhinoceros, the former being to boost her healing, the second to "increase her durability", as a lab tech had so dryly put it.
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The physician continued around the ward until he came back to the vacuum-sealed area around one of the most biohazardous district in the hospital. One of three. Yes, it was indeed Subject HS-1. The HS designation stood for Homo Superior. This was the current term for the subjects of his experiments until the International Science Council gave them a formal name, but the he suspected that the in-limbo name would probably stick.
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Chapter 2
A Change of Winds.
Troubled dreams came to him. The man in front of him was tired, exhausted beyond imagining, but also he sensed that he had great power. The ubiquitous creature spoke naught, but beckoned him back to the world where he really was. Old beyond thought, strength beyond that of youth.
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Alright...There have been things on my mind for a while that I need to say.The first one is that you may not want to read this, becuase it will greatly alter your perception of me...

As far as music goes...I've hit a wall, both in class and in general. My song is dead, and the word that I wish to say are gone. Poetic? Pathetic. If Danny Irwin is reading this, I don't hate or even dislike you. That doesn't mean i like you. I don't. You are a super musicain and actor, but you include me in nothing you do. Why? I really am no threat to you as far as status goes. Give me something to work with...I need opportunities that you take while you have plenty already. If you are going to try out for everything, there is no point in me being in choir anymore. I have no value there. Yeah, that is just wonderful, isn't it? One of two things that I am passionate about has been basically taken from me. Joy. *sarcasm*. And no, I'm not going to tell what the other one is.

Danny, if you are reading this, I would rather be friendly rivals than have this. Please comment.

Moving on...I've started to wonder if this blog is actually read by anyone. I doubt it. this is seeming more and more like a fool's pipe dream. No one cares. Period. The co-author thing will never happen becuase she doesn't care. I swear if I were to take my own life, my friends would be sad for approximatly 5 minutes and then move on. Doesn't that strike anyone as being the least bit fucked up? If you read this blog, please comment saying something like "I read your blog." but my guess is that when I check there will be about 0 comments here. Wow, my life is pointless.

My creativity is flowing, but not where i want it to. I need to fucking change my life. All I think about all day is of how badly my life sucks and how much it will suck when i go home and on and on. Yeah, my writing? the story ideas are great but the never make it to paper. A sample will be posted next.

i hate my life. I have absolutly no one and nothing. If i had even a slim hope i could hang on, but nope, none for me. I live for my dog and my friends, and my 'friends' don't seem to care about me. My life is like a fucking sick joke of God's.

Who cares about me? No one. I have no love life and probably never will. Girls see me as a friend. That sucks. But you know what hurts the worst? i put myself out there, take risks, and you know what happens? I lose, no matter what i do. Its like playing Russian roulette witha fully loaded automatic. I try and contribute and I'm deemed worthless. If i withdraw and become antisocial, I get that label too.I'm screwed.

I threw up tonight becuase my mom made me eat some nasty-ass potato salad becuase i left it on my plate. Far from being apologetic, she soon centers the focus of the night on how badly I'm fucked at school becuase i didn't take health. When I go to my room, close the door and tell her to not bother me, she comes in anyway (my door has no knob) and procedes to guilt trip me out of me free time. I feel like i'm stuck in Alice in Wonderland! I'm going to go fucking insane!

i hate my life.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

More Birthday thoughts...

This is a sort of follow-up on the last post.

I just had a thought.(WOW! Incredible, isn't it.)
When we are young, Birthdays are cherished in so many ways, both for the materialistic aspect of tghe celebration, but also because one becomes a whole YEAR older. if you think about this, a year is a high percentage of a youth's life. As you get older, the percentage of your life that a year represents becomes preportionally smaller. Another thing is that in older people, (35+) birthdays are dreaded because they are getting older. As if that is a bad thing...maybe it is. I don't know, I'm only 15, almost 16.

Thoughts on Life...and Birthdays

I'm going to make this exceptionally clear for the world to see.
MY BIRTHDAY IS THIS FRIDAY, AUGUST 17.

And yet, somehow, I don't care.
I remember when birthdays were like the biggest and best event in the summer for me. This is slightly strange for me to talk about this, because as of right now, I have little to no emotions regarding this friday. Nonwithstanding the fact that this is my 16th birthday, supposedly a 'milestone' as far as birthdays go. I don't deny that I appreciate the materialistic aspect of birthday celebrations, like gifts and cake and doing fun stuff, but it doesn't hold the magic that it used to. Sad, in a way. It does make me wonder if this attiutude towards birthday will continue in my future.
To make one thing perfectly clear; I'm excited about Friday. This is not because I'm a year older, but because I'm going to have a wonderful day.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Flash animation of the day

see
http://www.mpam.gr/flash_animations/drum_machine.htm

Cool pic of the Day


Eskin, this one is for you

Screw iTunes!!

So I upgrade to v7.32 or some nonsense and the seconcd that i am done it asks me if I would like to upgrade to v7.32!
Well, well, well.
for the moment, Apple can go do the anatomically impossible.
That's all I have to say
(For the moment)

Monday, August 13, 2007




This girl is my dream date. GO SHIRABE!


I'm depressedbecause...

a.) no one post coments on my little blog.

b.)I have 2 shitty books to read before s____l

c.) the space bar on my key board is sticking.

d.)I can't find my body.

e.)My time on the computer is almost up.

...more reasons later

Sunday, August 12, 2007

The 10 Rules For Living

This is something I run across frequently, and there are many variations. Read it, then follow the directions of Rule 10!

1. You Will Receive A Body. You may like it or not, but it will be yours for the entire period this time around.

2. You Will Learn Lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time, informal school called life. Each day in this school you will have the opportunity to learn lessons. You may like the lessons or think them irrelevant and stupid.

3. There Are No Mistakes, Only Lessons. Growth is a process of trial and error, experimentation. The "failed" experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiment that ultimately "works".

4. A Lesson Is Repeated Until It Is Learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it, then you can go on to the next lesson.

5. Learning Lessons Does Not End. There is no part of life that does not contain its lessons. If you are alive, there are lessons to be learned.

6. "There" Is No Better Than "Here." When your "there" has become a "here", you will simply obtain another "there" that will, again, look better than "here".

7. Others Are Merely Mirrors Of You. You cannot love or hate something about another person unless it reflects to you something you love or hate about yourself.

8. What You Make Of Your Life Is Up To You. You have all the tools and resources you need; what you do with them is up to you. The choice is yours.

9. The Answers Lie Inside You. The answers to life's questions lie inside you. All you need to do is look, listen, and trust.

10. You Will Forget All This.

Yet Another Set of Horoscopes from the Onion

Your Birthday Today
Your creativity will be at an all-time high today. Take advantage of this by purchasing a second, larger bag of Popsicle sticks.

Aries March 21 - April 19
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister will walk into a bar this week, order three stiff drinks, and break down crying in one of the most depressing jokes you've ever heard.

Taurus April 20 - May 20
While your towering throne of skulls is still intimidating, the doughnut-shaped hemorrhoid cushion you've been forced to purchase does slightly lessen its overall effect.

Gemini May 21 - June 21
It's easy to lose one's sense of perspective in life, especially with no vanishing point, horizon line, or transversal plane to help gauge distance.

Cancer June 22 - July 22
As someone who has never been very comfortable with the sight of blood, you should avoid next Thursday's baby shower at all costs.

Leo July 23 - August 22
Although willpower has never been your strong suit, you will realize this w—Hey, where are you going? Seriously now…come on…put that brownie down.

Virgo August 23 - September 22
Despite several long-held beliefs and assumptions, you'll soon realize that it takes all kinds to mobilize a hate group.

Libra September 23 - October 23
Remember: No man is an island. An area of land almost completely surrounded by open water but still connected to the mainland by an isthmus—maybe. But not an island.

Scorpio October 24 - November 21
While you've often heard the old adage about crying over spilt milk, your grandmother's tragic slip will shed a whole new light on the matter.

Sagittarius November 22 - December 21
Just when you think you can't keep going any longer, you'll somehow find the strength to continue jogging for a fourth minute.

Capricorn December 22 - January 19
You'll discover Ponce de Leon's fabled Fountain of Youth this week. Sadly, it'll be another three years before you develop the linguistic and cognitive skills necessary to tell anyone of it.

Aquarius January 20 - February 18
It will soon become obvious to you that in a medical emergency, such as shattering your femur while cleaning out the attic, every month counts.

Pisces February 19 - March 20
The interesting thing about homicidal rage is—well, the stars don't want to ruin it for you.
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Thursday, August 2, 2007

Another Thursday, another horoscope from the Onion

Today's Birthday
Long gray beards have for centuries been linked to wisdom and shrewdness. Sadly, you get yours caught in the fax machine far too often for this to actually be the case.

Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Difficulty telling right from wrong will lead to indulgent behavior this week, which will lead to difficulty telling right from left.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Perhaps it's your fault for having expected too much of fame, but as the holder of the Guinness World Record for shortest living man, you thought you'd at least be up to your neck in pussy.

Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
You've never been the sort to pat yourself on the back, but that was before you had a piece of steak lodged in your windpipe.

Cancer (June 22 - July 22)
It's true that your talents and interests make you unique; however, some of the credit should go to your mother for ingesting the thalidomide.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Your belief that humanity is growing too dependent on machines will finally be put to rest next week, when after three days of careful deliberation, family members decide to take you off the respirator.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Misguided by the success of Orson Welles' groundbreaking, all-black production of Macbeth, you will be humiliated this week after the scathing reviews of your all-black production of Othello come in.

Libra (September 23 - October 23)
You'll cry yourself to sleep yet again tonight, much to the envy of insomniacs across the country.

Scorpio (October 24 - November 21)
A séance organized this week in an effort to bring comfort to a grieving friend will end in tragedy when the spirit of her deceased husband fails to understand why you two are holding hands.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
You will feel let down by the historical inaccuracies at a nearby medieval-themed restaurant until you pay a visit to its bathroom.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Regular bouts of morning sickness will continue unabated next week, a surprising occurrence considering the abortion.

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Your longtime wish for a better poker face will finally be granted this week; unfortunately, you'll lack the mental capacity required to play poker after the stroke.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
There's nothing holding you back from achieving your wildest dreams, proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that stronger and more restrictive gun laws are badly needed.

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

I can't spell for shit

Just to let everyone know, I, Ethan Hobson, cannot spell common words and phrases to save my life. example: i cannot spell for siht. See???? GAH!!!

In an unrelated topic, the simpsons movie is jesus!
*by comparing the movie to jesus, i do not say that it is holy or that it will save your soul.