(Yes, I know that that sounds terribly wrong.)
I think that I am the reincarnation of Foamy the Squirrel.
I may have already given the address, but just in case;
illwillpress.com
Go there, then click on toons, then watch. My personal favorites are:
-Unamusement Park
-Accidents at home
-Mexico es muy bien
-Foamy's rant I, II, III, IV, V
-Nuts to you
- Tech Support I, II, III
-All Squirrel Songs.
BE WARNED! THESE ALL HAVE EXPLICIT LANGUAGE?CONTENT! NOT FOR PEOPLE WITHOUT A SENSE OF HUMOR!
Spartan
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
I have found something new to rant about!
I was surfing the web this morning at about 1 o'clock when I came across a new character that should appear in the story of my life; Foamy the squirrel!
Check him out at illwillpress.com.
Foamy is one of the two main characters in Neurotically Yours.
I don't think i can describe it.
Just go to the website. As a favor to me.
*If anyone wants to give me a gift, I wold love to have an Angry Foamy Zipper Hoodie.
I'll be back soon and update later today as well.
Spartan
Check him out at illwillpress.com.
Foamy is one of the two main characters in Neurotically Yours.
I don't think i can describe it.
Just go to the website. As a favor to me.
*If anyone wants to give me a gift, I wold love to have an Angry Foamy Zipper Hoodie.
I'll be back soon and update later today as well.
Spartan
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Explaining the Title
The address for this blog is truedescendantsofsparta.
Let me explain...
Sparta was a Greek state that focused on a highly skilled military as a social tool. They became famous for thier fighting ability. Hence the movie '300'. The Spartans valued discipline and honor both in thier military and in thier society. Young men of Sparta were required to serve in the army, and the training was brutal. The life of a successful Spartan was actually nice, as they had a sort of pension and other social programs. Good stuff.
The reason that I titled this the true descendants of sparta is not because I am Greek or because my ancestors came from Sparta, but because I appreciate the social paradigm that the Spartans had. I value honor and discipline as well. that is why I used the TRUE part, to distinguish between blood Spartans and Spartans of the Spirit.
...plus the Spartans are just cool...
Spartan
Let me explain...
Sparta was a Greek state that focused on a highly skilled military as a social tool. They became famous for thier fighting ability. Hence the movie '300'. The Spartans valued discipline and honor both in thier military and in thier society. Young men of Sparta were required to serve in the army, and the training was brutal. The life of a successful Spartan was actually nice, as they had a sort of pension and other social programs. Good stuff.
The reason that I titled this the true descendants of sparta is not because I am Greek or because my ancestors came from Sparta, but because I appreciate the social paradigm that the Spartans had. I value honor and discipline as well. that is why I used the TRUE part, to distinguish between blood Spartans and Spartans of the Spirit.
...plus the Spartans are just cool...
Spartan
Random Sh!t for the Day June 26
Several good things happened since I last posted
I ate.
I slept.
I did cocaine.
And, I found some other good clips that are worth your time.
(In case you didn't figure it out, I was kidding about the coke thing. Promise.)
For those of you who are vegetarians or vegans or simply detest factory farming, this is for you:
~http://www.mpam.gr/flash_animations/what_is_the_meatrix.htm~
Funny and, sadly, true.
For those of you who feel like there is always a little raincloud over your head, watch this;
~http://www.frostinaflash.com/stations/ktcl-fm/gothco.html~
Be prepared to laugh at yourself and the world.
For those who think making fun of Bush is good fun, this one is made for you:
~http://www.frostinaflash.com/stations/ktcl-fm/bush.html~
...if onjly, if only...
If this is what pharmecuatical gaints are doing, I will hitch a ride to Africa. (nonwithstanding I live in the USA)
~http://www.frostinaflash.com/stations/ktcl-fm/bq_01.html~
No comment is needed.
some of these are from MPAM, but the majority are from the flash archives of Channel 93.3(Denver)
I love that station! In fact, I am considering an intership there when I turn 18. Check them out and listen to thier live feed at area93.com.
Spartan
I ate.
I slept.
I did cocaine.
And, I found some other good clips that are worth your time.
(In case you didn't figure it out, I was kidding about the coke thing. Promise.)
For those of you who are vegetarians or vegans or simply detest factory farming, this is for you:
~http://www.mpam.gr/flash_animations/what_is_the_meatrix.htm~
Funny and, sadly, true.
For those of you who feel like there is always a little raincloud over your head, watch this;
~http://www.frostinaflash.com/stations/ktcl-fm/gothco.html~
Be prepared to laugh at yourself and the world.
For those who think making fun of Bush is good fun, this one is made for you:
~http://www.frostinaflash.com/stations/ktcl-fm/bush.html~
...if onjly, if only...
If this is what pharmecuatical gaints are doing, I will hitch a ride to Africa. (nonwithstanding I live in the USA)
~http://www.frostinaflash.com/stations/ktcl-fm/bq_01.html~
No comment is needed.
some of these are from MPAM, but the majority are from the flash archives of Channel 93.3(Denver)
I love that station! In fact, I am considering an intership there when I turn 18. Check them out and listen to thier live feed at area93.com.
Spartan
Monday, June 25, 2007
ICONS STORY
This is another one of those things that is totally pointless yet infinitely amusing. Be forewarned-it makes absolutely no sense at all. The interplay of random and reason are here, although the reason is, in fact the more interesting variety I calll "twisted reason". The fact is that I can imagine myself and various friends embodied in the icons as they war on each other. I think that I am the Windows Messenger guy. Why? Becuase, well...you'll see if you keep reading my blog.
~http://www.mpam.gr/flash_animations/icons_story.htm~
Another one...this answers the question deep within me: what the F@#! happened to 3D Mario?
~http://www.mpam.gr/flash_animations/mario_mishaps.htm~
NOTE: this may take a while to load/play. Be patient. It is SOOOO worth it!~
~http://www.mpam.gr/flash_animations/piggy.htm~
...ever felt this way?...
Uh-oh... somebody cloned the members of the Blue Man group. that was my first thought upon seeing this. It is really well done, and I liked it.
~http://www.mpam.gr/flash_animations/play.htm~
Thanks to dustball, whoever you happen to be. a good flash clip.
Alright, it is whatever time it is and I have an appointment somewhere that I need to be at by some time (or another). Shout out to those who know me. A whisper in (for lack of a better term) to those who don't or whom I don't like. An FYI; I may not be able to update this every day, but I will make an effort to.
Ω Spartan, Out. For real this time. I promise-atleast until tomorrow.
...No day but today...
~http://www.mpam.gr/flash_animations/icons_story.htm~
Another one...this answers the question deep within me: what the F@#! happened to 3D Mario?
~http://www.mpam.gr/flash_animations/mario_mishaps.htm~
NOTE: this may take a while to load/play. Be patient. It is SOOOO worth it!~
~http://www.mpam.gr/flash_animations/piggy.htm~
...ever felt this way?...
Uh-oh... somebody cloned the members of the Blue Man group. that was my first thought upon seeing this. It is really well done, and I liked it.
~http://www.mpam.gr/flash_animations/play.htm~
Thanks to dustball, whoever you happen to be. a good flash clip.
Alright, it is whatever time it is and I have an appointment somewhere that I need to be at by some time (or another). Shout out to those who know me. A whisper in (for lack of a better term) to those who don't or whom I don't like. An FYI; I may not be able to update this every day, but I will make an effort to.
Ω Spartan, Out. For real this time. I promise-atleast until tomorrow.
...No day but today...
Okay...I'll explain
Moo/Hannah (long story), This is for you...http://www.mpam.gr/flash_animations/smoochies_happy_tree_friends_valentine.htm
...I've still got your nose, by the way...
To explain this one; I'm not a rasict (I'm an equal-opportunity hater) but this is funny for some terrible reason
~http://www.mpam.gr/flash_animations/black_dude_falling.htm~
Okay, So i decided that I would try to go through and post all the funny clips on MPAM. Just on a whim. If I feel like explaining it, or if it needs the explanation, i will explain. When the student appears, the teacher is ready.
To give you an idea of the subject matter for this one, imagine combining beastiality and SM. After watching I recommend either kicking a cat or performing an exorcism on yourself after watchting this. The description is very lame: "funny flash animation showing the story of a twisted farmer and his poor cow." PLEASE let me know if I am not the only one who finds that a little misleading. There is NO nudity or anything explict here, its just wrong.
..this is one of the few bulls that I know to have udders...
~http://www.mpam.gr/flash_animations/i_am_a_cow.htm~
ICONS STORY:
See next post (in approximatly 30 seconds)
~http://www.mpam.gr/flash_animations/icons_story.htm~
Yes, I know I've updated this approximately 200 times today. It just happens. Really. If it bugs you, too bad.
Spartan
PS I am NOT going to stop.
...I've still got your nose, by the way...
To explain this one; I'm not a rasict (I'm an equal-opportunity hater) but this is funny for some terrible reason
~http://www.mpam.gr/flash_animations/black_dude_falling.htm~
Okay, So i decided that I would try to go through and post all the funny clips on MPAM. Just on a whim. If I feel like explaining it, or if it needs the explanation, i will explain. When the student appears, the teacher is ready.
To give you an idea of the subject matter for this one, imagine combining beastiality and SM. After watching I recommend either kicking a cat or performing an exorcism on yourself after watchting this. The description is very lame: "funny flash animation showing the story of a twisted farmer and his poor cow." PLEASE let me know if I am not the only one who finds that a little misleading. There is NO nudity or anything explict here, its just wrong.
..this is one of the few bulls that I know to have udders...
~http://www.mpam.gr/flash_animations/i_am_a_cow.htm~
ICONS STORY:
See next post (in approximatly 30 seconds)
~http://www.mpam.gr/flash_animations/icons_story.htm~
Yes, I know I've updated this approximately 200 times today. It just happens. Really. If it bugs you, too bad.
Spartan
PS I am NOT going to stop.
This is Why possible sequels to Guitar Hero worry me.
Oh dear god. Sweet, innocent Mario, Luigi and Toad from the Mario Bros we know and love sing Twisted Sister.
May the gods have mercy on the soul of the creator of this. (Alternatively, I wonder what Peach is doing when the others are in the clip... )
http://www.mpam.gr/flash_animations/mario_we_are_not_gonna_take_it.htm
...I am going to my Happy Place now...
Spartan
May the gods have mercy on the soul of the creator of this. (Alternatively, I wonder what Peach is doing when the others are in the clip... )
http://www.mpam.gr/flash_animations/mario_we_are_not_gonna_take_it.htm
...I am going to my Happy Place now...
Spartan
Random Thing of the Day for June 25
Check out the flash animation (from MPAM.GR again) http://www.mpam.gr/flash_animations/i_love_death.htm
...story of my life...
NOTE: MPAM has other one-eyed productions as well as 30-second re-enactments. Check 'em out and send me the address of the good ones. If your soul is deemed worthy, I will post it here.
...story of my life...
NOTE: MPAM has other one-eyed productions as well as 30-second re-enactments. Check 'em out and send me the address of the good ones. If your soul is deemed worthy, I will post it here.
The xenophobia thing...yeah.
There isn't much that is left to explain, though I should tell you what xenophobia is. Xenophobia is the fear of aliens. My opinion is that this fear has been soooooo overworked in popular culture that I am glad to see the new movie about how WE become the aggressors. Sounds like a great premise for a movie. Also, if you want to see a funny spoof on the xenophobia thing, go to http://www.mpam.gr/flash_animations/the_war_of_the_worlds_in_30_seconds.htm . Funny as h*ll
The Beginning
Hi
My name is Ethan Hobson. I am a fairly regular dude, but I decided today that I would start a blog to chronicle the random events that my life seems to consist of. This includes, but is not limited to, randomf thoughts, thoughts on things I see or read, or just things that I happen to ponder.
My name is Ethan Hobson. I am a fairly regular dude, but I decided today that I would start a blog to chronicle the random events that my life seems to consist of. This includes, but is not limited to, randomf thoughts, thoughts on things I see or read, or just things that I happen to ponder.
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